http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/ The enemy has many faces. We will need coffee. en-us 2009-03-29T14:09:22-05:00 http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/archives/002106.html Q: What is the title of your presentation to the G20? A: Will You Look At Me When I'm Talking To You Listen I Know Things Are A Little Shaky Right Now But Are You Seriously Texting Right In The... Pithy cultural observations dong 2009-03-29T14:09:22-05:00 http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/archives/002087.html I like that his first deal as our leader was to shitcan the celebratory fireworks because the nation is such a mess. That's hardcore nerdy. That's the driving instructor who checks you off points for playing with the radio during... Pithy cultural observations dong 2008-11-05T04:25:51-05:00 http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/archives/002086.html When Obama speaks, I buy it. Which is to say, I genuinely believe that he believes what he's saying, that his intentions are exactly as he states them, and that he has at least the tenacity to drive his will... Holy hopping goat shit! dong 2008-11-05T04:04:03-05:00 http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/archives/002057.html Does bread know that it is bread? Or does it long to be wheat? At which point does it become toast? Is the moisture which escapes when you toast it the soul of the bread leaving dead toast behind? Is... Siddhartha-like insight dong 2007-06-17T22:25:50-05:00 http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/archives/002028.html Mr. Gonzales, you're not a popular man. You're oddly boyish looking and not quite human-sized. The general public has tired of you. We have a lot in common you and we, and so, we hope you'll set aside a moment... dong resin, GENIUS dong 2007-03-31T21:07:48-05:00 http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/archives/002015.html Marshmallow Fluff. If that German bestiality porn with the horses was a toaster, Marshmallow Fluff looks like what you'd have to shake out of the bottom of it every few weeks once you figured out why the kitchen smells like... dong resin, GENIUS dong 2007-03-15T13:49:45-05:00 http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/archives/001981.html Say there. I want fat kids next to me on the plane. Fat, fat, little children. Planes are chilly, fat kids are warm. Also, they tend to pass right out without saying much. Best of all, I'll look to any... Pithy cultural observations dong 2007-02-28T12:17:11-05:00 http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/archives/001971.html This gives me an idea: it'd be interesting if someone proposed intentionally moribund legislation so wrong-headed, image-driven, and just flat out fucking goofy that tracking who bought into it revealed just how unfit for their jobs those legislators were-- sort... Pithy cultural observations dong 2006-12-12T11:59:41-05:00 http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/archives/001955.html I've noticed a trend since Steve Irwin's death in the media to qualify any snark made about the silliness of it with a quick mention along the lines of "yeah, but remember when he had his infant son in one... dong resin, GENIUS dong 2006-09-06T15:37:51-05:00 http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/archives/001953.html Gwenvy -- noun/ verb: A burning and highly specific deeply covetous desire. Common usage: "damn dude, for a guy you sure have a hard case of the gwenvy --oh. Sorry, Fergie."... Pithy cultural observations dong 2006-08-30T21:29:51-05:00 http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/archives/001951.html Quit hassling the new guy(s)-- they're doing something else entirely, with different goals. Stuff changes. I'd have quit the old one by now anyway. Go play in the sunshine for 15 minutes, or call your mom on the phone. You'll... Other people's wisdom dong 2006-08-28T21:45:16-05:00 http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/archives/001946.html Yeah yeah yeah-- no liquids on planes, now, swell, whatever. Say, are they still handing out earphones with long rubberized cords which could strangle an elephant? They are? Good, I'll definitely need that when in-flight water magically becomes $9 a... Pithy cultural observations dong 2006-08-10T09:51:28-05:00 http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/archives/001943.html Back to hooking then, I reckon. Nice thing about assless leather pants: even after being paid to blog for a couple of years, they always fit.... Holy hopping goat shit! dong 2006-07-03T12:23:19-05:00 http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/archives/001942.html Walking around the neighborhood all by yourself: suspicious. Walking around the neighborhood with a small animal chained to your wrist in a bondage situation so that it might shit everywhere: normal.... Siddhartha-like insight dong 2006-07-01T08:04:52-05:00 http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/archives/001934.html Tuesday is the same suck as Monday in that you're still about a week away from anything like a weekend, but it has the enhanced treachery of pretending to be a little closer to it, the fucker. Tuesday is the... Siddhartha-like insight dong 2006-06-13T04:30:58-05:00