Mouthful of caulk

Marshmallow Fluff. If that German bestiality porn with the horses was a toaster, Marshmallow Fluff looks like what you'd have to shake out of the bottom of it every few weeks once you figured out why the kitchen smells like a sneaker. How is this stuff popular? For kids? "Here Johnny, have this sandwich made of peanut butter and something somewhere between a pap smear and the innards of the facehugger from Alien."