Tuesday

Tuesday is the same suck as Monday in that you're still about a week away from anything like a weekend, but it has the enhanced treachery of pretending to be a little closer to it, the fucker. Tuesday is the weekday equivalent of that thing where you're just about to sneeze for forty minutes but never do, and instead just sit there at your desk looking like a cobra trying to digest a bag of caramels and a 9 volt battery.