Flip Flop

I find I don't have a lot of respect for people who can't get a full shoe together. Feet seem like kind of a basic thing to be so hit or miss about. You see a guy in sandals, you know he's never had to do anything useful, ever. Not once. Also, how's this work: tits absolutely must be covered up, but gnarly toes are cool? WTF, society? If Jesus had boots instead of those sandal things he had to wear he totally would have been able to run away from the Romans. He might not have been able to pull off that walking on the water shit, but he still would have been better off overall.