Six months is really four months if you count sleeping

I've had exactly one experience writing a book, and it went almost exactly like this episode of skit comedy radio show Schadenfreude. Of course I had one month not six, which I managed to drag out to two, but after you factor in sleeping, that's only... no, sleeping really didn't apply now that I remember it.

Schadenfreude episode 58:
1947 Argyle Street