Excellent punk band names discovered while doing my taxes:

Accelerated Death Benefits: That's fucking right on, is it not? They could have opened for Black Flag in 83. "I went to ADB last night and a skinhead kicked me in my face! I can't really blink ever again! They rule!"

Worthless Securities: A punk derivative situation, sort of like Suicidal Tendencies, but with skinny white guys from Kansas. Dog-eared book on the van dashboard to impress the 15 year old girls they bed? Ayn Rand's Fountainhead.

Payment For Services: See above, but with a rap/metal vibe. One obnoxious white guy and a bunch of Mexicans doing "Cop Killer" twice a set.

Indian Fishing Rights: I figure that to be a sort of fake indie made for MTV thing like the Get-up Kids or The Donnas. Enjoyable, but you keep it well hidden.

Hobby Losses: When 45 year old band members get back together after meeting up for the first time in a decade at the funeral for the bass player, and they soldier on with a new name that implies suffering, but misses the mark because they all have kids, weight problems, and a pink Aibo in the tour bus named Fifi.