All of me

I have Jennifer Aniston's old nose in a box.
I give it a playful little lick, now and again. On the bridge, you know, no penetration. I'm not weird. We haven't met, it would be assumptive.

I don't know the details of the break up, but if Brad wants a little something for the transition to the single life, I'll give him Jen's old nose for free, no charge, no fuss.
I don't think you should take advantage of people's personal problems.


   Posted by dong on January 9, 2005 · 10:45 PM
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