Trees not forest

What a drag to be one of those people who pretend to be a mannequin in a storefront.
It's never "wow what grace, what control, what ability, I could never even get close to such physical dominion over my own body." It's always "Ha! She blinked! That's twice today! Loser!"

I wonder about flashers and how they deal with storefront mannequin people. On the one hand, it seems perfect, you're into flashing, you come across a person who doesn't want to look away. Sounds like free ice cream. On the other hand, the whole deal with flashing is to impose yourself on the unaware, and to get them to freak out; the same quality that makes a mannequin impersonator perfect prey would make them unsatisfying victims-- no reaction. This made me wonder if there are flashers who pay off the agencies who hire out storefront mannequin for lists of the newbies, hoping to find girls in storefronts inexperienced enough to land somewhere in the middle between looking away instantly and eventually freaking out. That would be flasher nirvana.

It further occurred to me that the agencies themselves would be into this sort of thing, since it would toughen up the girls quickly, and make for a better product, which brings me to this : can a person get paid to flash storefront mannequins? Somewhere, is someone filling out a W2 claim with " storefront mannequin de-virginizer?"

I'll bet that's one of the sort of greasy-to-the-touch W2 forms that the tax clerks handle with a pair of tongs.