Lemon Aid

Everyone is so down on these "free speech zone" protest cages. I don't think you're thinking it through, Look, you get twenty of your friends in one, padlock the door, get everybody to grab the bottom and lift-- bingo, a nice portable barrier between you and every cop who gets a stiff three inches when his hand brushes against his pepper spray and tazer. You could do it. Shit, once I saw three guys make off with a FryGuy from a McDonald's Playland, and they really bolt those things down to the concrete. Remember, these are temporary structures, there's no way they could stand up to twenty determined people, even if you are all vegans. Wear sunglasses and a gas mask and you're an unstoppable cube squadron of complaining! You could theoretically march that thing right into the convention center, drop trou, and BA the whole gang.

Listen, only one cube would have to get on TV, and they'd never try to pull this fence shit again.