Welcome to Planet Anita Bryant

Shockingly, Florida's clinging to 1977 and still won't let gays adopt.
What is the thinking, there? What do people who protest gay people as adoptive parents think is going on? Can you imagine what these people envision? Some kid sitting in a leather crib full of dildos and bullwhips? Two mustachio'd, cop hat wearing leather queens feeding a kid out of a dick-shaped baby bottle, squirting the kid in the face a bit after he's finished?

"Mmmmm... does Oshkosh make assless leather pants?"
" Let me burp him! Let me burp him! Daddy likes to spank!"
"Ooopsie, he spit up. We'll have to train him away from that. YOU SWALLOW AT YOUR AGE."
"Don't yell, god you're such a beast to him... mmmm..so much fat... we need to get him on a high protein diet."
"Hurry up! We need him fully gayed up and to the nursery so he may queer the breeder children! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAH! DIE CIVILIZATION, DIE!" *lightning crash*
"Oopsie, he spit up some more."
"Here, wipe it up with the pages from this bible."