God's dick

I noticed the other day there's a definite cutoff point in just how far people are willing to anthropomorphize God.
Sense of humor? sure, no problem.
"Giraffes are goofy lookn' fuckers, eh? God has a sense of humor."
Nobody seems to have a problem with that.
"God reads at a fourth grade level."
Oh, no, no, that couldn't be. Well, why? It's an omnipotent being.. what's it got to read for? Probably never bothered with it. I'll bet God moves it's lips. Also, I think most people sort of imagine God getting all vaporous and cloudy about the midsection.
"God has a great gaping and smelly vagina. "
You never hear that. People seem willing to give The Almighty a sense of humor, but not a gaping, smelly vagina. Didn't it create everything? In that light I don't think a gaping, smelly vagina is such a stretch. Most of `em don't snap back after twins, this thing pumped out the universe.
That's the major problem I have with religion, the logic fuzzes out too fast. If you can envision a god with a human sense of humor, you should be able to envision a god with a harelip and one undescended testicle.