Too many motherfuckers own tigers

The news seems chock full of tiger maulings these days. Why? What kind of messed up macho pet arms race ends your ass up with a goddamn tiger?

"A pit bull, Dave? Haha! Fucking faggot. Dig my mongoose, you ovary. They burrow, Dave, a fucking mongoose will kill the shit out of your pansy-assed pitt bull."

"Oh yeah? Shit, I got a credit card, I'm getting a colony of army ants, bitch."

And so forth, onward to tiger.