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So, read in the NY Post that evidently Dennis Miller's name is being bandied about as a possible "republican candidate for a statewide post."
Finally, a celebrity in office!
He'll never win anything. People hate a smartypants. Sad, but true. Dennis won't make it past the first 5 minutes of his first stump speech's question bit at the end.

Press "So, how do you propose we pay for education without raising taxes?"

Miller "Pay for education? Less sweat than Ted Williams' nutsack, Babe."
*head bobbles around on neck for emphasis*
"Okay, first, we cut all the shit that isn't the 3Rs...reading, writn'... reloading. Am I right? A kid trying to get to class anymore is like Tom Sizemore in the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan. Gail Ann Epps had an easier time getting to class. *giggles at own reference*
Right, so we take care of that, then get the soda companies to pay for some shit.. if they're going to make little Johnny look like Zero Mostel, the least they can do is pick up the tab for those Silence Of The Lambs dollies that we're gonna need to crate these little Zoftigs around on. Now, if-"

Moderator "Thank you Mr. Miller, we're out of time."

Miller "Woah, woah don't go giving me the Full Sinatra there, Jimbo, I got 15 minutes of beta material to iron out before the big one, here.."