Smart mobs

Oxymoron.
Okay... you get wireless instructions transmitted to you, and then you just do whatever goofy batshit thing is requested of you, and this you do with a group rather than personal motivation.

I'm not impressed. Ants have been doing this in my bathroom for years. If you're going to keep this shit up, I'm working on a 50 foot magnifying glass that I can lean over a building, so I can help you fully understand the experience.
Hope those "ironic" tee shirts you're so fond of are flame retardant.