Hardball

Running politicians always do the exact same thing : "I'm for the children". Doesn't matter what they're up for. "I'm the state comptroller that will save our children."

I'll vote for the first motherfucker who announces "Kids? They're kind of self-absorbed, huh. Some of them look weird. They all seem retarded at some point... well, not Haley Joel Osment... he's kind of sexy."