news media is in fact entertainment and not information

Comedians are fond of pointing this very obvious fact out a lot these days, I've noticed.
Well, yes, of course it's entertainment. It's got tits.
When did you last see an instruction manual that wasn't for a breast pump, or how to check for lumps that had tits in it?
That's the big tip off :
No tits = information.
Tits = entertainment. Or the WNBA.