Quality work

I know critiquing Ann Coulter at this point is a lot like critiquing a dopey bimbo who coasts on her looks and spoon feeds bombast to mouth breathers, but I had to read a few pages of Treason to kill some time in an airport bookstore yesterday, and I came away with exactly one thought :

When Ann writes stuff... do you think she extends individual fingers, or does she just bash at the keyboard with her clenched fists, her mouth all foamy ?

I imagine it's exactly how Secretariat would type.

* CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP *
"Whatcha typing `bout, Ann?"
*SHRIEKING WHINNY*
"Ted Kennedy is a drunk, you say? Outrageous!"