Fuck Tucker Carlson

For two reasons: One, he's gone through life allowing himself to be named Tucker, and two, the bow tie.

Neither of these infractions are all that bad in and of themselves, but together... they demand a face punching with a waffle iron. Tucker Carlson is like a Grimace costume, only instead of selling McDonald's, he's selling Young Waspy Shitfuck. Same level of subtlety to the delivery. The man is a cartoon.

"Ho ho ho! Boy, did I miscall the Hillary thing! Ho ho ho! Guess I'll just have to milk it for even more attention by pretending like I'm going to eat my sho-"
Shut the fuck up, Tucker.