Y BOTHER

Listen to me very carefully :
Nothing is 'deck', okay? Nothing.
In six months, when you revert back to calling it 'cool', that one friend of yours in the grey AC/DC tee shirt will be right there to remind you of what a hipster douchebag you are for using 'deck'.
Head it off at the pass, willya? Trust me. Dong resin's your buddy. Dong resin cares.
Also, it's not 'off the hook'. 'Off the hook' means you're no longer in trouble. 'Out of hand' is what you think you mean, intriguingly crazy.
Lil' Kim is not so much 'off the hook' as she is 'out of hand', whereas Lizzie Grubman is a 'cunt'.

I don't blame you, by the way . I can understand why you'd want to fuck up the language, seeing as it's decided to call you, collectively, 'Gen Y'.
Gen Y is the absolute least creative thing your grandparents, The Baby Boomers, could have thought up for you. What is Gen Y? It's what comes after 'Gen X'.
That's it. That's all.
You've been defined collectively as 'Simply what came after Gen X... GenX being the kids who we saw fit to judge as slackers despite the fact that it was we who decided the TV would suffice as parents while we were too self-absorbed to even manage to keep the generations-long two parent family structure together.'

Baby Boomers promise they'll start dying off soon, but they're really dragging their feet, despite all the diabetes.

I've decided I'm calling the Boomers 'Exit Slackers'.