The pioneer gets all the arrows
Is it because I asked you to wear the Nixon mask in bed?
Is it because I emptied a pouch of pop rocks in your intimate area?
Is it because I want to answer questions for myself and don't just roll over to the accepted point of view regarding child slavery?
Was it because I put the cat bell on that deaf girl, was it because I winked and told the spanish check out clerk "no offense" when I paid for the Spic N' Span at the Wal Mart, was it the cardboard pine tree I left in your panties? Was it because it was an X-tra strength cardboard pine tree?
Why must personal boundaries be so painful to discover?
Posted by dong on June 20, 2003 · 12:08 PM